Avoid Zombies, by Super Adventure Club

Avoid Zombies

by Super Adventure Club

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Tom P. What a bunch of reprobates. Favorite track: Hip Hop Hot Pot Pot Noodle.

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1.	Hip Hop Hot Pot Pot Noodle 03:07	lyrics	buy track
if you can read this, your head is on fire soggy pizza-hand's on the gas and its, half past five be kind rewind, don't wake n' bake, wha' happen? wha' happen? iron-by-hangin', wheetabix merangue-in', wha' happen? weed-coloured carpet, like a stone in a sandpit you've only gone and had a frying pan be kind rewind, don't wake n' bake, wha' happen? wha' happen? iron-by-hangin', wheetabix meringue-in', wha' happen? hip hop hot pot pot noodle hip hop hot pot pot noodle if you can read this, your head is on fire if you can read this, your head is on fire feed the welsh for fear of suspiscious odours on your pillow case there's too many windows in this place, and everyone's anxious enough and the bread is tough and the vermin are comfortable here under the lily-shrine, i'm one inch from what goes on
2.	Pick Up Sticks 04:36	lyrics	buy track
if bad luck comes in threes, i guess i should be pleased twice i fought with drumsticks, twice i slept with bees hell-bent on being grown-ups, but growing brings growing pains we fight like marsupials, we rut like marsupials stranger things have happened than this but you always do what people think you will the more you scrub the thing that you scrub keeps on stinkin' attempting deconstructive thinkin' the more you stick around in it the less you tend to notice it but other folks can tell that you've been rolling in your own shit i'm fed up being steve mcqueen to your dustin hoffman papillon is building a raft i'm tired of knawing the bars and taking hand-outs get me out of this rat-race, got loads more stinks to kick up i'm fed up being hung up on the things i need to give up now i'm moving along at a snail's pace, got loads more sticks to pick up
3.	SAC Attack 02:52	lyrics	buy track
sleep, stop, what? what’s that? it’s just it’s gone a bit quiet read the news, put your shoes on, prepare for a riot we’re under attack! what SAC? SAC! now board up the windows. we’ve not got time to go, turn off the radio but remember to phone yer mum, make tea, avoid zombies lock the door, feed the cat, avoid zombies eat your greens, clean your teeth, avoid zombies wash your hands, cancel plans, avoid zombies it’s sleepy time in sacsville we’ve just about had enough of these drooling zombies and its rough! rough! rough! having to fight all day and all night just to stay alright whailing bruce wallace is gonna cut of their heads wazikstan won’t stop until their dead battle-conk’s small but deceptively cunning we’ve got plenty weapons and we’re fast at running we’ll battle for the club until the end and we won’t stop
4.	Sheila's Stabiliser Wheels 03:42	lyrics	buy track
this is my kind of therapy, finding metaphors for personal flaws all because, the lady loves to fight try as you might, you can't recycle spite grudges aren't biodegradeable, love is like owning a fridge (the manual says...) how to bang your head against a brick wall, just be yourself three years on, you've done no wrong, the freezer's gone and the milk is warm you've become owned by a fridge what hope have we got when TV tells us men will only see you as the missus disappear when given the prospectus after all you're better off with shoes so i blame sheila's wheels for how sheila feels and sheila beels ricki lake hath forsaken me sexism rules we must be fools to think we have the upper-hand in this game well ah'm no playin i thank sheila's wheels, i like how sheila beels about how she feels ricky lake, has grown up with me sexism rules, they must be fools and i'm playing this game
5.	Nosferatu 06:51	lyrics	buy track
expressionist krauts could claim that this is a symphony, silently shrek in the days before visual jiggery-pokery, silently carpathians flinch and wince in foreign company, knowingly nosferatu waits for me knock isn't having too much luck knock isn't having too much luck pesticidal appetite says he might be the monster creep creep creep creep crow crow crow crow not-so-spontaneous-combustion that's a fake nose, i can see it from here there's a piece of sellotape stickin' out behind your ear that's a fake nose, i can see it from here and those joke shop plastic fangs make you look like alan carr creep creep creep creep crow crow crow crow not-so-spontaneous-combustion
6.	My Other Brain 05:20	lyrics	buy track
my other brain thinks in sixes and nines all the time lobotomy-less mess, brain is stressed, brain is less than im-p-r-e-s-s-pressed perhaps one should decapitate and shed one's inner reprobate but what would you do with the time? the frustration would turn anyone to crime one should only sing so high, a castrato's trade has all but died but john wayne bobbit did alright, and his looks like it's stuck on with araldite my other brain thinks in sixes and nines all the time throbbing headache does not a brain make, brain, fake b-r-a-i-n hardcore gents removed their bits 'cause ideas came in spurts and fits but what would you do with the time? the frustration would turn anyone to crime fair enough, they came up trumps but groupies don't dig pelvic stumps who wants a nubbiny thatch? who wants an itch they can never scratch? i'll spend all my hardened wealth just learning to control myself i'll speak to my sexy sensei he ain't no miagi, he can help you leave the whacks off you can leave your other brain in peace (x2) leave your other brain in peace, pick up the pen and earn your keep my other brain thinks in sixes and nines some of the time throbbing headaches happen less, brain is less than s-t-r-e-s-s-stressed why should one decapitate, testosterone's what keeps us straight not tempting fate (x2) keeps us straight, keeps us straight, not tempting fate my other brain
7.	Think Like A Fish 05:54	info	buy track
8.	Pointless Self-Indulgence 02:22	lyrics	buy track
the toughest tune i know is played on four strings by four friends the emphasis is not on feeling but on those friends' means to their ends pointless self-indulgence has it's way with us all but once the notes are in the ether they can neither be recalled, nor can they be hidden, it happened and its there at least i gained perspective from the scare i used to take the stance that what was yours was yours to sell it turns out i was nauseous 'cause what's yours was mine as well of notes displaced (in) some other place i'll never have proof my idea of authenticity is believing in the truth so i'll never hear the tune the way i did before at least i learned a lesson from the score the question that remains is 'do you know the ones you know?' your only choice is to ad-lib and let the song go where it goes who am i to say if we don't hear in harmony? if anyone knows about bum-notes i'm sure as hell it's me so i'll never hear the melody the way i did before at least i learned a lesson

credits

released April 5, 2010

Super Adventure Club are:
Vocals and Guitars - Bruce Wallace
Vocals and Basses - Mandy Clarke
Vocals and Drums - Neil Warrack

Extra vocals on ‘Sheila’s Stabiliser Wheels’ by Laurie Irvine, Organ on ‘Pointless Self-Indulgence’ by
Neil Warrack and Glockenspiel on ‘Pointless Self-Indulgence’ by Mandy Clarke

Avoid Zombies was recorded by Laurie Irvine in Glasgow on the 10th and 11th July 2009.
Mixed by Laurie Irvine with Super Adventure Club.
Mastered By Scott Maple.
Sleeve art by Stuart Brett
(Photography by Ailie.Z.Killer, make-up by Flo).